Top 10 Signs You Go to ASU…

By Molly Dixon

10. The guy sitting next to you in class is still burping up last night’s beer bongs

9. You’re friends from home claim it’s just a party school, but are secretly envious of all the hot ladies and gents on campus…HELLO!? Everyday looks like its right out of “Playboy”

8. Class is clothing optional

7. The shocker is no longer a lude sexual gesture. It’s how you support your SunDevil sports!

6. You’ve been asked countless times by strangers, “So, how many STD’s do you have?”

5. “15 floors of whores” has sentimental meaning to you

4. You know the library is underground, but who needs an underground library when you have a pool to study at?

3.  You have a tan year round

2. You’ve been to The Vine on a Wednesday, Maloney’s (R.I.P.) on a Thursday, Cue Club (hey, hey, hey $3 long islands!) on a Friday, and American Junkie for Sunday Funday!

1. You can drink a box of Franzia, pound six shots, go to bed at 4 a.m. , wake up, go to class, and manage to ace your marketing final. Multitasking at its best!