Top 10 Things Not to Say to a Cop
June 2, 2009 by CollegeAffairMagazine.com
- Can you hold my beer while I look for my license?
- Hey, I remember you from last time!
- Bad Cop! No donut!
- I’ll race you to the station.
- Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
- No, YOU assume the position.
- I pay your salary!
- Okay, you caught me speeding this time, how about the best out of three?
- Hey, man, you want a hit?
- Sorry, I can’t hear you over the radio. No, I won’t turn it down; I love this song. Speak up, or leave me alone.
hahaha I definitely think of #7 in my head, and #10 happened to me once. I didn’t want to turn down the music, but I figured that I would probably piss the officer off then he wouldn’t let me go on a warning like he did
Gotta love being a girl sometimes!